"Tom McParland" (tommcparland)
10/31/2013 at 20:03 • Filed to: I don't even... | 0 | 9 |
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A true friend does what? (C'mon all you guys with 6th grade humor know what I'm talking about)
Frank Grimes
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:06 | 0 |
A real friend makes the mistake easier to deal with rather than making fun of you.
Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:07 | 0 |
Yeah.. uhm.. Mr. Osteen, I don't think that means what you think it means...
BUT.. contrary to what Mr. Clarkson says.. this probably DID go well..
Sorry, I'll see myself out now.
Sparf
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:08 | 0 |
*Snort*
Leadbull
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:10 | 0 |
Whenever kids in my 8th grade history class (usually me) acted up, our teacher would tell us to "quit jacking off".
I don't think it meant what he thought it meant.
PS9
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:11 | 0 |
A true friend walks in on you when everybody's cameras are primed and ready. A true friend rubs the lotion on it's skin while you rub one out.
JustWaitingForAMate
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:15 | 1 |
A true friend isn't the one bailing you out of jail.
He's the one in the cell with you going 'Dude, that was awesome.'
BullManUGA
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:27 | 0 |
He deleted it. Luckily half of Twitter had already manually re-tweeted it.
lonestranger
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:28 | 0 |
I instantly though it was referring to masturbation, until I saw who posted it. Too bad he deleted it, I wanted to RT that!
Birddog
> Tom McParland
10/31/2013 at 20:29 | 0 |
I chucklesnorted a bit there. And I'm a Joel fan..
I'm with Grimey on this one though.